MORE WILD BIRDS THAN WOODS OR TERRY.

Throughout the winter, as is our wont, we have endeavoured to keep our local feathered friends well fed through this particularly harsh season. Apart from the obvious sparrows and robins, it is heartening to see an abundance of finches and tits. The condors however appear to be much reduced in numbers, and we haven't seen the ostrich for two seasons now. Our feed is the occasional sunflower seed, but mainly peanuts. This prompted the idea of whether or not any of these species suffer from peanut allergy. In approaching the Government for such a research project, up came the drawbridge, and a 'big downer'. Wondering what next to do, it came to me, rather like Jimmy Durante and the lost chord; just add the magic words: ' and it's effect on global warming'; before you could say Jack Robinson, the younger of the 'thoroughly modern Milibands, Minnow Marxist, is around with a Securicor van enquiring how much would suffice, "pick a number".



IT IS, AFTER ALL, TAXPAYER GB'S MONEY.

A SWARM OF DROMEY'S.

Erdington (N. Birmingham) is invaded by a swarm of bees. We assume that a Dromey is a type of bee. This won't be a worker bee, since Jack Dromey is a union bigwig. He won't fly either, because the Unite Union doesn't want people to fly; hence their threat to ground British Airways. What Jack really requires is the opportunity to press upon the Labour Party that the TUC is back in charge. This is wholly supported by his wife Harwoman, to assist her Equalities Bill through Parliament.

NOT BAD FOR A COUPLE WHO WON'T HAVE THEIR CHILDREN EDUCATED BY THE STATE.

FIELD'S APART.

Although the writer has never flirted with any kind of socialism, the right of the individual to pursue whatever political doctrine to which he/she aspires must always remain. Frank Field is one of those rare socialists, who, although a natural, is blessed with the logic, that whatever a government does it has to be paid for. Since the early days of the Blair premiership, Frank Field has been saying everything that is unmentionable in Cabinet circles; think the unthinkable. He was soon shown the door at the behest of that great money waster, Incapability Brown, supported by the dimwit Harriet Harwoman. He, Fields, continues with his findings; slating the education system, (under education would be nearer to the mark), rewarding laziness through benefit, another of his pet subjects.

Frank Fields must be an enigma to his own party, and they hate him for it. Perhaps running his own type of socialist party might be right.


REMEMBER THAT NOT EVERYONE ENJOYS A LIAR.

THE BEEB, NEW LABOUR AND THE EU.

We three in Happydrome! As the licence funded BBC carries on peddling propaganda on behalf of it's twin masters, the Labour Government and Brussels. The tell-tale signs are always there, from so called comedy, the news bulletins and of course the political programmes; all of which suggest that if you don't agree with us, you must be stupid.

Well! this week's Question Time was true to form: Dimbleby doing exactly what he does best, pleasing the 'pinko' lobby, which is always overly represented in the audience; he introduced Margaret Thatcher into a question regarding the accusation of bullying by our Prime Minister. Regular viewers would be familiar with the fact that he quickly reacts to any panel member who wanders from the question. Congratulations are in order for Janet Street Porter for pointing out legitimate facts on the subject.

Unfortunately, the programme, presumably by design, never approaches important subjects, such as the Euro or sovereignty. The author imagines that this is due to pressure from above, otherwise funding would have to be reconsidered. The only occasion Europe appears in the frame is when the opportunity occurs for an MEP to speak up on behalf of taxpayer GB. It could be argued that Nigel Farage was a little over the top in his attack on EU President Herman van Rompuy and Belgium as a whole. He, van Rompuy, is just a puppet, who has to do the bidding of Merkel and Sarkozy i.e. to rewrite the book of rules regarding our way of life. It is difficult to understand how we made it until 2010 without this assistance. The question of Belgium itself is a different matter entirely; the nation is split by two different, maybe opposing groups; the Flemish in the north and the Walloons (French speaking) in the South. This does create times when the nation is ungovernable. Therefore, from a political point of view, it is important to remind the rest of Europe of this fact. The question gave the other panellists every opportunity to rubbish UKIP. Strange, therefore, when discussing a question on Darwinism, Peter Hain called creationists barmy. Not a word from the flawed Dimbleby!


WE IGNORE THE EU SITUATION AT OUR PERIL.

SNAKE OIL DRESSING.

Part of Lord Meddlesome's job description now includes riding 'shot gun' to the beleaguered Incapability Brown. Following the suggested appalling goings-on at number 10, which seems to be employing the serial liars of this Government to deny; diverting the blame onto the victims' camp. Goebbels would have been proud.

The only finding the writer can make is based on a comment made by an acquaintance who has spent time at No. 10 during Brown's stewardship, performing PR duties. PR for Government, of course, is to lie to the electorate at the electorate's expense. The pertinent points made by this intern, were that Brown's manners and language were disgraceful; the older staff longed for someone of the calibre and humanity of Margaret Thatcher to reappear.



HOWEVER, WE KNOW BROWN'S CLIENTS ARE COMFORTABLE WITH LIES.

NORTH POLE TURNS UP IN EAST ANGLIA.

The occasional polar bear seen floating on an ice raft was, in actual fact, heading south and has now been spotted on the same block of ice, drifting up the rivers Yare and Waveney in Norfolk. Following the scandalous lies by a number of so called 'weather experts' at the University of East Anglia, probably now operating under assumed names. All this at the behest of The Marxist Brothers, Dummo and Minnow, aka: the thoroughly modern Milibands.

What has to be considered here is, that following the shredding of a few emails, the eastern end of the A47 has been transformed from a tropical rain forest into a polar region. The warming scam was enacted to create a vehicle for added taxes, under a green banner. Well, the myth has been blown apart by revelations from the Russians, prior to the great Copenhagen 'love out', and the Chinese rejection of a flimsy theory. This enabled the Americans to come out of the closet and deny the global warming morons.

It has been suggested in this blog in the past, that research scientists, under a left wing regime, will only receive funding if they spread propaganda. For example: A project, 'The sexual activities of the common ant, would get a thumbs down. If however we add the magical phrase 'and it's effect on global warming'........"How much money would you like"?



THE TAXES WERE NEEDED FOR IMMIGRATION.

WE FOOLISHLY THOUGHT DINOSAURS TO BE EXTINCT.

A continuing reflection on the party which the writer has supported all his adult life; it has become so centralist and dictatorial, regarding nominees for candidates in the forthcoming election. The concern outlined in the recent posting, DETERMINED DAVE'S DIVERSITY. In addition to advice from the top, these prospective MP's have embarked on insulting the people who do the spade work. In many cases, the women candidates don't seem to be aware of the fact that they are only intended to be there as voting fodder for Cameron's pleasure, hence the term concubines.

In ridiculing the foot soldiers as Dinosaurs and the Turnip Taliban, they only show themselves up as crass idiots. How Cameron could hope to have sensible debate with such ineptness will only manifest itself if he manages to smuggle this nonsense into Westminster under the radar.

Let us make something clear here and now, should males, be they white, black and or homosexual, plus your eye candy Bimbo be considered by local constituency parties, that is their business, not that of Central Office.

A point always worth making is about being natural. Nature needs to procreate to survive. How strange that all politicians harangue the voters into being all inclusive. Could it be that diversity, plus the misuse of modern communications, if not the cause, almost certainly assisted in the break down of the Western World?



HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE A PARTY WITH CONSERVATIVE AIMS IN NEAR FUTURE.

IT'S ALL GONE QUIET OVER THERE.

There can only be one subject under discussion in Brussels this week, which must be taking place behind closed doors, since we are getting no reports on the subject. The subject is, of course, the Euro. The Europhiles continue their usual 'holier than thou' posturing, in silence, as the Greeks try desperately to rearrange their books to suit the requirements of the very people from Central Government (Brussels), who gave them the nod in the first instance. That only happened because the Greek Government had employed Goldman Sachs to arrive with enormous mirrors and much smoke, plus a large carpet, under which to sweep anything else that showed.

Well, my man in Berlin keeps me informed that 'Gerry' is getting considerably miffed at the prospect of handing over shed loads of money to a regime that is obviously corrupt, rather like the EU itself. Merkel has painted herself into a corner, singing from the European song sheet, rather than that of her party. They know that France will back the financial support so desired by Greece, but won't expect to help fund it. Brown was spouting last week about assisting in the crisis. Something we shouldn't be anywhere near. However, these folk love helping to create a catastrophe, which then gives them the opportunity to look important.

The BBC's John Humphreys, who has a home in Greece, wrote extensively in last Sunday's press about how easy it is to have a job in a state department, with pension, rarely, or never having to turn up, running your own business simultaneously, cash in hand, no questions asked. It's frightening to think that Mandelson, Clegg and Clarke are happy with this.

Winston Churchill said something along the following lines:

THIS IS NOT THE END, OR THE BEGINNING OF THE END, IT IS HOWEVER, THE END OF THE BEGINNING.

DETERMINED DAVE'S DIVERSITY.

As Cameron continues the imposition of dictating to the various constituencies about to introduce a new MP elect. Such advice seems to appear in the form of a list of six names, rarely are these nominees local to the area. The general format includes three concubines, a white male, a black/Asian male, plus the inevitable homosexual. It makes you feel warm all over. It is so New Labour, it's covered in Blair's fingerprints. How can a party of tradition fall for this nonsense? Only this week, the leader of the opposition has been sidling up to the Scots, promising not to make life difficult following the election. Such promises will not be kept, as life is about to get expensive for everyone, unless they are on benefits.

We refuse to learn, and it's only the recent past.


WHO WILL RID US OF THIS MEDDLING 'BLUE RINSE' SOCIALIST?

THE BROWN SHOOTS OF AN ELECTION YEAR.

As the Government forms fours with a view to the forthcoming election, Brown promises one to one nursing for the elderly in need. In addition, we are to see a substantial increase in the minimum wage. Both these promises are borne out of expediency, plus insistence from the unions, the sole paymasters.

Some people will naturally fall for this unaffordable nonsense, particularly those who are on 'the take'. The consequence will be, in the case of the minimum wage, even more businesses will fail. Nevertheless, the Government knows that it is in the public sector where their advantage lies, part of their 'client state'. Regarding care in the home, which of course sounds good, but cannot be funded by a nation that is bankrupt.

Presumably the Government has many more such promises to unleash upon us, all of which will be based on spending more money that does not exist. They will never allow industry the freedom required for expansion, as they can only see taxes rather than progress of greater employment in the private sector. This alone makes it clear that we cannot survive in a Marxist climate.


THE IMF AWAITS US.

WHAT DOES A GRECIAN EARN?

The answer, of course, is less than last week; as the Euro heads south due to a problem with Greek borrowing, not dissimilar to the British economy under the stewardship of 'Incapabilty' Brown. The Greeks, however, are in meltdown mode. They were never in a fit financial position to join the Euro in the first place, and are not going to be the only nation to fall foul of a system binding them into economies which perform far better. This situation is going to be repeated in the near future with other members operating within the Euro zone. Do they all get bailed out? If so, with what and by whom? As Warren Buffett points out, "You get to know who's swimming naked when the tide goes out".

Meanwhile, our own Lord Meddlesome of Foible and Meltdown continues to extol the virtues of the Euro as a success story. He is a dim Socialist however, looking for a possible escape route.

'Incapability' is always on the scene when these disasters reach a head, giving the appearance of knowing the answer. Naturally, we know better.



THE GERMANS ARE ALREADY AVOIDING EUROS PRODUCED ELSEWHERE.

MITSUBISHI RECALL 'ZERO' FIGHTER-PLANES.

Due to loss of pilot canopies in steep dives, the Mitsubishi Corporation has today called in all remaining models of the WWII aircraft. The Emperor has decreed that all planes must be intact on arrival at final destination in Kamikaze attacks.



THOSE ON PACIFIC OCEAN BED ARE EXCLUDED.

THE TRAM TO FINANCIAL RUIN.

We have, in the past, regularly referred to the enormous waste of hardworking people's money the Nottingham tram system is. It is a giant loss-making project, that is costing work folk to park their cars in the facility made available by their employer if it falls within the city limits. Most of these people won't benefit from this decision, as their place of work is not served by the original service, or the addition to the tram scheme.

This week's news is depressing, as Cameron has decided that, should the Conservatives gain power, they will not oppose this 'robbing Peter to pay Paul' arrangement. This is all we need from this weak 'blue rinse socialist', who obviously has no understanding of what will happen. Who in their right mind would start a business or relocate to Nottingham with an additional built-in overhead?

The author fears that the city will become a desolate place within a few years.



THE CITY LOST £40 MILLION PLUS IN THE ICELANDIC BANK MELTDOWN.

DON'T FENCE ME IN.(Cole Porter)

Give me cash (taxes),
lots of cash,
under starry skies above.
Don't fence me in.

This seems an appropriate way of viewing what is going on within all the major parties, jockeying for position prior to the General Election. So called 'ring fencing', is quite ludicrous. By the time of polling, they will be protecting more departments then currently exist. All with our money.

Let us start with the NHS. We have suggested previously that drunks, let us say on Friday and Saturday, have to pay an entrance fee to A&E. No treatment at taxpayer GB's expense for people using our facilities who are not paid up members of the club, which includes the use of interpreters. Under age sex, and all it's extortionate cost, from contraception through to subsequent child birth, where an abortion has not taken place. Schools could hold open days to fund their promotion of under age sexual activity. One wonders how well attended they would be.

You see! we have made a start, and saved billions.


THE SOONER WE REMOVE MP's FROM POLITICS, THE BETTER WE SHALL BE.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Harwoman defies her own proposed equality rules, that is non equality regarding women-only short lists. She is hoping to parachute her husband, Jack Dromey, into the safe Labour seat of Erdington. This could of course occur by using a cross dressing technique to reassure the natives. It's no good questioning this bare faced betrayal of her own ridiculous aims, as it is par for the course for this moronic outfit in government.

Jack Dromey is of course a Union official, and to get TUC financial backing for the forthcoming General Election, the Labour Party has got to be seen toeing the party line, under the Red Flag etc.,

What is so absurd about this women-only business, which also applies to the misguided pursuit of the same policy by the Tories, is that it probably alienates a more suitable male candidate. The same principle could well apply should we have a system, although unlikely, of male-only lists. What is being overlooked in this equation seems to be the fact that all we are trying to endeavour is extra voting fodder.


THE SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE OVERHAULED.

THE TWO FACES OF ANGELA MERKEL.

Be it left or right, all politicians live in the murky world of denial. Merkel climbed the ladder to political success from a background of an upbringing in East Germany, to become the darling of the Christian Democrats, the conservative wing of the German political system. Well! she isn't telling the truth. Democracy and Marxism don't mix.

With what could be the early signs of the demise of the Euro, let us follow the actions of Brussels, with Merkel and Sarkozy at the helm. The Greek economy cannot be propped up by other countries, it has to be set free to survive; to make it's own decision, to determine it's own destiny. this will ultimately apply to Spain, Portugal and Ireland. They can't 'buck it'.

The strange thing about our, Brown's decision to remain outside the Euro zone has, I must admit, always baffled me. Brown, being so Europhile, couldn't have made such a pragmatic decision for the right reasons, although the author is pleased that he did, which would be apparent from earlier blogs. What we need to watch however, is whether our Government gets involved in financing any bail out.

My brother-in-law, who lives in Berlin, informs me that the natives are restless. Therefore we can expect, what the Union is supposed to avoid, dissension between the nations of Europe.



IT'S HIGH TIME FOR A VOTE.

DEAD, BUT WON'T LIE DOWN.

As the end of this pathetic Parliament approaches, the prize doyen of all things illogical, Harriet Harwoman, continues with her implausible pursuit of diversity, which will have an adverse effect on the Church, and therefore the nation as a whole. Socialism only works for politicians, not for the good of the public. It is good, however, to see two major clerics, The Pope and The Archbishop of York, singing from the same hymn sheet, pointing out the dangers.

It has to be apparent to any political observer, that such laws regarding social engineering would fly in the face of all things natural. The damage we are doing to the state is immeasurable, unnecessarily misleading children regarding sexuality, which will, in some cases in the future, have dire effects. The disgraceful thing is, that the bill on equality and diversity probably eminates from her husband's day job, the unions.

The writer is old enough to remember when society was much more tolerant than today. You can have as many laws as you wish, unfortunately they are only going to spawn more trouble and create more reactive political parties.



THE NATION'S LOST IT'S WAY

JUST ANOTHER WAY TO CON THE ELECTORATE.

So this is how we spend our time is it? The economy is in a terrible mess, so let's play games with the voting system. This is exactly what desperate, self serving politicians resort to, when faced by a crisis of their own making. This ill house trained PM will stop at nothing to try to preserve his position. He is far too dim to realise the damage he has caused, with his Marxist dogma. So how about conning a few Libdems into helping us back to power to continue the job of total destruction.

If the idea is to have a referendum on the subject, perhaps we should include the question of Europe, which, although the most important consideration of our time, won't be mentioned by the three main parties. Oh Democracy! why have you deserted us?




NOW! TELL ME AGAIN, HOW MANY CROSSES IS THAT?

BEWARE OF U-TURNS AHEAD.

As the rehearsing gets under way for 'strictly come electioneering', the protagonists are shadow boxing. Lord Meddlesome of Foible accuses the Tories of too many cuts if they win power. M'Lord daren't forsake the path of Keynes's philosophy, i.e keep spending what you haven't got. In the current situation, the Government intends to maintain the status quo until the General Election, hoping that they might win the equivalent of Lotto. Conversely, the Tories know the situation is dire, but presumably they are not kept informed of the true magnitude of the problem, which will undoubtedly be considerably worse than what is known at the moment. Cameron and Osborne can, therefore, do little about conclusive policies regarding cuts.

Over the weekend, Dan Atkinson wrote briefly about post-Keynes activity, since all this money has to be paid back. Therefore, the sooner we stop borrowing, the better. Don't be stupid enough to swallow the Government line about reducing the Public Sector too soon, as it would rock the recovery. This area is exactly what will slow any recovery down. Cutting cannot come too soon. Let us also repeat, that should this shambles of a Government be returned, the IMF will have to take control of our finances.


THE ELECTION COULD BE BEFORE MAY 6th.

THE NHS AND I.

We have written here in the past about general criticism of our health service, which we assume must have legitimate foundation. The author is pleased, yet again, to report good efficient handling of what turned out to be an infected appendix. My Doctor saw me immediately, referring me instantly to hospital. Within 3 hours, I was being thoroughly checked, once I had explained that the only allergy I suffer from is 'country and western' music.

Admittedly, the hospital is a major teaching centre, but credit where credit is due. Nevertheless, there is one comment I feel should be reported; one of my fellow patients made a remark about NHS penny pinching, to which I responded by pointing out that they are our pennies that they are saving.


SHORTLY MUCH MORE WILL HAVE TO BE SAVED.