A SWARM OF DROMEY'S.

Erdington (N. Birmingham) is invaded by a swarm of bees. We assume that a Dromey is a type of bee. This won't be a worker bee, since Jack Dromey is a union bigwig. He won't fly either, because the Unite Union doesn't want people to fly; hence their threat to ground British Airways. What Jack really requires is the opportunity to press upon the Labour Party that the TUC is back in charge. This is wholly supported by his wife Harwoman, to assist her Equalities Bill through Parliament.

NOT BAD FOR A COUPLE WHO WON'T HAVE THEIR CHILDREN EDUCATED BY THE STATE.