WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD (Douglas/Weiss).

This is obviously the place where, in reality, snow is icing sugar, if there are any clouds, they are wispy cotton wool and every day is a holiday.

How can we afford the stupidity played out recently at Westminster, when both the PM and leader of HM Opposition take paternity leave at a time when the nation requires 'all hands' to solve our disastrous financial circumstances. Surely this Government, or at least the party attaining the most votes, the Conservatives, were voted in to reverse all this 'Noddy Land' Nanny State tripe. When the author was at school during the Forties/Fifties, bonding applied to brickwork.

We are now informed that businesses are to make facilities available for breast feeding in the workplace, perhaps we hope that the offspring can do a little filing between feeds.

No one is surprised to know that this drivel naturally emanates from Brussels.



EVEN CAMBERWICK GREEN AVOIDED SUCH LEGISLATION