HOW MANY GCSE'S EQUALS ONE CONTRACEPTIVE IMPLANT?

Just as some of us were beginning to hope that the British education system was emerging from the diabolical years of the last Labour regime, it has been decided, without parental permission, to give contraceptive implants to girls as young as thirteen years of age. Minister for Education, Michael Gove, had hitherto been performing admirably. The decision may well have been made under pressure from the backward thinking Lib-Dems, who so much enjoy backing controversial decisions of this nature.

One wonders how many cabinet ministers would accept such a furtive move, should it be applied to any of their daughters. Furthermore, why are we continuing the socialist dogma, insisting that the state knows best? Already this week we have witnessed a court ruling, banning prayers at council meetings. All these decisions are interspersed with politicians reminding us of their 'moral compass'; well right now they are standing over either of the poles, North or South, where I'm sure the the compass gets confused. There is no way that the nation can continue along this road to total degradation.

Perhaps we can remind the motley crew that inhabits Westminster, that schooling is basically to teach the youth of the nation the three 'R's.


LET'S GET ON WITH IT, THE CLOCK IS TICKING.