TORIES 28, SLEAZE BALL DISUNITED 15. SO LET 'S CHANGE THE RULES.

Postman Pat was overheard promising his backing for the curmudgeonly Incapability Brown, in exchange for a change in the voting system. One wonders if the electorate will be sounded out regarding such a move.

One can speculate how long it will be before Felix (Mandelson) holds every post in the cabinet apart from PM. We can see it now, the incapable Brown sitting on his knee with the Euro friendly Business secretary's hand up his jacket, with the dummy continuing to tell us the amount of borrowing he intends to procure to keep himself in office. The only green shoot we observe here, is that there will never be seven little Foys.

Nevertheless the Tories must not be complacent. They should have increased their share of the vote by a far greater number. Unfortunately, they are afraid of offending the EU wing of the party, and continue to ignore the population's wishes. This could well prove to be their Achilles heel when push comes to shove.







UKIP IS COMING.