AND BERCOW JUMPED OVER THE MOON.

As our intrepid Members of Parliament make a decision to install a new Speaker, low and behold we find that the one that recommended a substantial increase in their income gets the job. Simultaneously, we keep getting messages that The House is cleaning up it's act. When will this motley crew, with a high percentage of lowlife, take note of our message, which is, that to rubber stamp directives from Europe, 2 to 3 days a week should be adequate. The rest of the time they can find a proper job. The EU activity can probably be done on line, with income based on the minimum wage rate.


I'm sure that I'm not the only person who thinks that the running of Parliament, the sole aim of which is to increase taxes, can be performed in a much cheaper fashion.


Politics is run on similar lines to the Premier League, another outfit that considers massive debt to be an asset. It's full of 'tarts'. More than half of them being men.


It has been suggested in earlier posts, that income and expenses should be dealt with at constituency level.











THE LITTLE DOG SAW NOTHING FUNNY.

WHO WOULD BE A 'BRIT ' IN BRITAIN.

The author can recall purchasing a passport in 1995 for £15.00. In 2005 the price was around £50.00, now it is £72.00, unless of course you happen to be an illegal immigrant. For them it is a come and vote for us 'freebie'. Add to this free accommodation, plus a range of other benefits. Could any of us drift into a foreign country and expect the same treatment? No wonder the BNP is making considerable progress in the polls.















KEEP PAYING THOSE TAXES.

SALFORD REMAINS 'BLEARY EYED'.

Hazel's retreat, which came hot on the heels of her much heralded bravado, with her ingenue performance, a vain attempt to rock the Goverment. Let us establish something here. If one can't destroy an incompetent such as Brown with such a show, then this woman has confirmed what a number of us already knew, she is truly a simpleton.

If we then add to the mix, the Flintstones, Margaret O'Beckett, plus a number of Blair's Babes, we can quickly establish how we got ourselves into such a mess. To hold high office in government must require a broad background of experience. Years in Local Government does not automatically qualify anybody for the job.

All this however doesn't matter a jot, as in the case of Blears. She so obviously has enough friends in her constituency to survive. One wonders if Cameron will be suitably smart to pick off a sitting duck. What is more important though, is he learning the lesson of horses for courses?






NO QUOTAS.

FOUR DAYS IN SHAMROCKVILLE.

Having just returned from a delightful few days in the Republic of Ireland, Westport to be precise, where global warming is so obiviously unheard of. It is probably lodged only in the limited brain of Hilary Benn.

Although this well organized party was heavily biased towards the female of the species, over seventy five percent. The balance, possibly makeweights, tagged along managing occasionally to get a word in edgeways.

The hospitality was five star. Nevertheless it is apparent that the natives can't put a good tragedy to bed. The Potato Famine. This undoubtedly was a disaster at the time, but, it's something about which, they never shut up. Incidently, much of the ground in the area is barren, as indeed it would have been in the mid nineteenth century.

There is something else which is clear to the visitor, Their family attitudes. This is not unlike what the author has observed in both Spain and Portugal. They, the families, including the very young, behaved beautifully. If only we in England, could return to this type of culture.

The cost of living is above ours, to eat out could be estimated at between twenty/tentyfive percent more than the UK. This is undoubtedly due to a slavish pursuit of the EU, which will cost them more dearly should they fall for the bribe regarding the Lisbon Treaty.





THE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE.

UKIP IF YOU WANT TO.

Falling asleep on the job along with ignoring the requirements of the electorate, ought really to be a crime. Surely the UKIP vote in the recent election should have the Tories looking over their respective shoulders. Ken Clarke, our MP, is inadvertently canvassing for the Eurosceptic party, and I can assure him that he is not pleasing the author either. We have not had too much debate on the subject of the Lisbon Treaty. In fact we haven't had any outside Parliament. Plus the fact that the one that took place at the House was hurried through.


Some of us can recall that Thoroughly Modern Miliband, the elder of the Marxist Bros., reacted in a similar fashion to request opening up the debate on the environment. For that alone he should have his pension pot sequestrated.


Could it be that Cameron brought KC back to do his own pro-Europe dirty work?







'BLUE RINSE' SOCIALISM ISN'T AN OPTION.

TORIES 28, SLEAZE BALL DISUNITED 15. SO LET 'S CHANGE THE RULES.

Postman Pat was overheard promising his backing for the curmudgeonly Incapability Brown, in exchange for a change in the voting system. One wonders if the electorate will be sounded out regarding such a move.

One can speculate how long it will be before Felix (Mandelson) holds every post in the cabinet apart from PM. We can see it now, the incapable Brown sitting on his knee with the Euro friendly Business secretary's hand up his jacket, with the dummy continuing to tell us the amount of borrowing he intends to procure to keep himself in office. The only green shoot we observe here, is that there will never be seven little Foys.

Nevertheless the Tories must not be complacent. They should have increased their share of the vote by a far greater number. Unfortunately, they are afraid of offending the EU wing of the party, and continue to ignore the population's wishes. This could well prove to be their Achilles heel when push comes to shove.







UKIP IS COMING.

GOVERNMENT: THE RECYCLING CONTINUES.

At last a Kinnockio makes it into government. This, as you might imagine, has not come about by democratic means. More, needs must. The cabinet could soon be crawling with personnel from the upper house, a term to be used 'gingerly'. In addition we can look forward to the bearing of fruit from the same lot as before, some donning different hats upon their same dim brains.

The problem will not go away. The Government has already started to spin regarding productivity, avoiding the issue of ongoing job losses.

It continues to cause amazement, how a Government takes two beatings but continues on the same route; completely ignoring the obvious will of the people, particularly over Europe. Playing very much into the hands of the BNP.

The opposition will soon find itself in a similar mess over it's criticism of UKIP. Democracy is demanding to be heard. To disregard this peaceful plee could ultimately mean civil action.





KINNOCKIO: ONE THAT TELLS PORKIES.

FA ABOUT TO DISBELIEVE IN 'SETANTA CLAUS'.

Following it's pursuance of New Labour's economic policy regarding money making, it could be, that very soon, the FA is to be one hundred million pounds to the bad. It is difficult for logical thinking folk to be surprised at the losses to be made by an inept outfit such as the FA, administering that appalling spectacle which is English football, as it continues to price itself out of the market place.


In addition, just estimate how many 'Beckham' shirts need to be sold to cover this loss. Be assured that the writer won't be helping out, knowing full well that he, Beckham, was never good enough to be capped in the first place. Three years ago he was shown the exit but, somehow. his advisors managed to get him recycled. Could it be that we might return to non 'Tart' football.








GOD REST YE NOT SO MERRY GENTLEMEN.

BUSINESS AS USUAL - 'MELT DOWN'

With the crisis in the Labour Party raging as we write, following a drubbing at the polls from two directions, how on earth does Britain tolerate a so called Government, which fails to govern?


The implication is that Brown is the only person qualified to see us through our current problems. What a monstrous finding, as it was he who created this unholy mess at home, due to his unfunded profligacy. As with any socialist, working on the understanding that any shortfall is picked up by taxpayer GB. The 'Babes' have fled in droves, an act that has hardly affected the brain cell quotient of the cabinet. Cameron take note!


We are left wondering what part of 'clear off ', particularly regarding local government and Brussels, is difficult for the Government to understand. What kind of saviour completely ignores what the electorate is saying?


The local elections in the author's home county proved a success for democracy, returning a Tory council for the first time in twenty eight years. The platform for the victory was the victors' opposition to additional tram routes, which would spread a charge across the county to serve but a small minority around parts of the county town. Socialism loves a two tier system.


The EU poll was, as we now know, another disaster for Labour. Beating ones own chest berating the BNP is not going to halt it's progress, in fact, it probably gives them more credence. The Government can only blame itself, by failing to ask for the electorate's opinions. To tamper with the nations sovereignty, without being cleared, should prove terminal for any administration.


This evening the Prime Minister has been forgiven for his belligerence, with a promise to be re-trained. Just another little bill for us to pick up.







JUST KEEP HIM IN THE POST FOR THE NEXT YEAR.