NEW BODYGUARD FOR JACQUI 'I'M A HAPPY HIPPIE' SMITH.

It is now very much apparent that our Home Secretary has Jack 'the last' Straw riding shotgun to field any questions beyond "Please Miss; may I leave the room?" It baffles the writer's comprehension that, what should be an advanced western nation with a second to none history of democracy, we have fallen so far behind in law and order and basic decency. We cannot, of course, see any improvement in this area, this having been outlined by the 'Homsec' in one of the embarrassing facts revealed within some of her correspondence. She thinks that our knowledge of the latter violates the war against terrorism, when of course the very opposite is the case.











ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON IS AWARE THAT THE RECESSION WILL INCREASE LAWLESSNESS. PARTICULARLY WHEN THE POLICE ARE PREOCCUPIED WITH DETAINING SOMEONE DOING THEIR DEMOCRATIC JOB.