THE LONGEST RUNNING PANTOMIME EVER.

Since late spring of 1997 the UK has been subject to, what was initially, 'The Blair witch/which project'. It remains uncertain 'which' Blair was pulling the strings. What we are sure of is that what transpired has been a load of warlocks. The first scene opened with promises of fairness to all except for those not pulling their weight. Very soon however, some of the supporting cast were relegated to ugly sister or a mere walk on part. One such, a knave from the northwest, was suggesting a dramatic overhaul of the benefits system. A group of wicked barons were as one in response to these notions. For thinking the unthinkable, he was removed from the service of another wicked witch, who was subsequently promoted to deputy pantomime leader, the latter demoted to the occasional 'walk on part'. This is what happens to insubordinate knaves who wish to follow the letter of the manifesto instead of fielding votes.

By the time the ensuing acts came and went, the audience loved being told how well off they were by the bumbling Baron Saviour of the world. When he declared that all our financial worries were behind us, only a handful of us responded with, "Oh no they are not". The intervals every four years made little difference to the under-educated, the secret of socialist success. An increasing army of public servants, benefit claimers, in general a host of unimportant personnel doing little to enhance our standard of living apart from their own. It is naturally accepted that certain vocations are important, as long as they are carried out for the benefit of the public and not the Government. The sector that supersedes everything else, however, is the one that generates the money i.e. people doing a proper job. We can't afford anything without these folk. So what does gormless government do? It marginalises them, consigning us to a drift into a socialist dictatorship. The audience having failed to spot this probability, voted them in for a third season, history having told us that one season of this production has always been disastrous. By now the great god of plastic had seduced multitudes. The Baron Saviour ' was creaming off much VAT, whether or not the balance of the debt was settled was of no consequence to him.

With luck, this third season will include the final act; having brought the budget to it's knees, still finding enough funds to bring in yet another saviour. Lord Meddlesome appeared with a brief, not to save the world nor even the UK, but the PM's skin. This by someone who, had he been a Tory, would have done 'porridge' twice, based on his previous form. This being the ideal CV sought by this incompetent production. The German and IMF story writers have given up on the way the plot is going. They are a little late and would have been advised to listen to what the more astute observers had to say during the last decade. Being a good European carries no weight with the political thinker.

The last hurrah and rousing chorus will be ongoing promises of an even more spectacular new production, with no expense spared. The audience could ignore the fact that they have to pay for it twice, but it will be over many years.

A word of warning: Should our muted opposition think they can improve the situation just by having ugly sisters sporting blue wigs, it will take far more radical thinking than that.

A Happy New Year. It's what we make of it, not the Government.



"DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD" (Arlen/Harburg)

PROBABLY THE LAST COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS.

The fact is, that from now on, our living standards will deteriorate for some considerable number of years. Don't expect by the second week in 2009 to be looking back at the bad times, they are still ahead of us. 'Black holes' of debt don't disperse automatically; we have to work it out. Exacerbating the problem, spending more on our credit cards to give us a last christmas hurrah, justified by the thought that holidays abroad are out for the forthcoming year, leaving us with extra for now. This is just an extension of the thinking of recent years, which created the problem in the first place.

Strangely enough, if only we could use our current parlous financial state for reflection, a lot of good could come from it. Let's view it rather like an illness which needs nursing and a discipline for recovery. For example: we wouldn't throw further viruses at a sick patient. That is what our stupid Government is doing, filling the void with our future taxes. It won't harm us to tighten our belts. Too much energy is expended on decadence rather than looking to spiritual options. The Archbishop of Canterbury flies a kite regarding the disestablishment of the Church of England, he may of course be in cahoots with the Government's 'pinko' back benchers. This is like raw meat to a pride of lions. They just can't wait to destroy the last vestiges of Britishness. These are the morons who, particularly during PMQ's, sit baying at any comment from the other side of the house, and they call it a job. Furthermore, we pay them handsomely for this. The last move one should make in wanting people to return to a community spirited environment, with parish church involvement.

Finally for our further Christmas entertainment, the Government announces various initiatives, which they probably hope we will forget about after the festivities.






SEASONS GREETINGS.

THE NEW SEASON'S RANGE WILL INCLUDE A 'DEMENTED BROWN'.

Demented Brown: an unusual colour, different from the usual bland finish, this has a deceptive pink hue. This gave an initial flush to swathes of the electorate but, to many, that flat (broke) feeling has overtaken them.


We in the UK can only look forward to difficult financial times. Every day we hear of more bad news on the jobs front, plus additional fraudulent activities in the world of banking. The old western alliance has drifted, as did the Roman Empire. The nation put the future in the hands of politicians who, in the real world, wouldn't be employed to mash the tea. This speaks volumes for the lack of integrity and education of people, who follow like sheep, the promises of a government which they can't possibly keep.

Don't expect an improvement in the next few years, this is particularly bad news for the author as the bad times will be around for the rest of my life. We can look forward to MPs telling us at every verse end how well we are doing. This being the fault of the public who somehow feel comforted by the Government's barrage of lies. Do we learn from this? You bet that we don't.


Whoever wins the next general election will be taking on a mammoth task, as many people will think that we will then be back to normal. To this group the only advice we can give is 'dream on'. We should be listening to what the Germans have to say, based on prudence, always putting something in the bank. Follow the Honda company's example by withdrawing from motor racing. Football is living in denial, will it be able to cope with it's inevitable collapse?









OR SHOULD WE DECIDE ON ANOTHER COLOUR?

BROWN MULTI-TASKS.

To the sound of the pound crashing through the floor, plus the cranking up of credit (debt), both personal and national, our backward PM smiles through it all. He can even find time to remind the House about his world saving feats. Managing all this simultaneously takes considerable bluff.


Almost all of the Government's activity and initiatives are to try to keep property prices from sliding to a proper level, hoping to keep the Exchequer's returns at a premium. Well it's not working! The market will not be bucked. It might be possible to push it further down the road temporarily, compounding the ultimate problem which can't be avoided forever. Brown hopes that his tinkering will fix it until he can get a position in the EU, or something similar.


Our economy is one enormous mess, that won't be solved by any of the current crop of MP's. It's a job for a grown-up with proper banking and business experience. The national overheads have to be cut drastically. A weak currency may appear advantages if we had much to sell, unfortunately we are too reliant upon imports for our existence. The current lower price of oil is of little good to GB, as the Pound sinks from view, remembering that oil is purchased on the Dollar. We need a boost in increased interest rates. Incidentally, the Euro isn't strong, it's Sterling that is weak.






CONTRARY TO THE BROWN DOCTRINE, WE HAVE GOT TO SAVE.

KAREN MATTHEWS, AND THE INEVITABLE OUTCOME.

We wrote here on this subject last April. In the article we made the point of our thorough disgust at what is going on in this country, all at an enormous expense to taxpayer GB. We can undoubtedly take the Karen Matthews situation and multiply it endless times, where we have the situation of a disfunctional mother with a number of children by many partners. In many cases run as a money generating operation.

It is noted that Cameron has woken up to and is talking about our broken society. Not before time! This needs to be a major platform for the next Tory manifesto. The days have now gone when to pussy foot on these issues was the norm. The nation is in serious trouble, it is imperative to project and act upon traditional conservative principles.







IT ALL COSTS MONEY WHICH WE DON'T HAVE.

QUEEN'S SPEECH ANNOUNCES EXTENSION TO RECESSION.

Our history, one of the few things left that is not made in China, informs us that just one term of a Labour Government can put the economy in jeopardy. Blair and Brown were lucky in 2001, as the cracks in their assault on the economy had not yet shown up. This was due to them inheriting a vibrant economy that was on the rise, thanks to the last Conservative Government. However, by the time of the general election of 2005, personal debt was well and truly riding at an all time high. What kind of a clue does an intelligent person require not to understand the consequences? It was as though Gormless Gordon was digging a big hole with voters joining in the sport.

This week the Queen delivered Lord Meddlesome's dictat for the ongoing dig. Those of us who cannot pay the mortgage will, for two years, get government (taxpayer) assistance. Simultaneously the banks are requested to keep loans running at the levels before the financial collapse. This policy is bound to arise when government holds sway over banks. Where are the banks to get this loan money from and how are the borrowers to pay it back? Additionally, the moronic Bank of England keeps lowering interest rates, creating dire times for the savers, a sector holding the financial high ground without support.


Andrew Alexander in today's Mail, makes the point that we now have a government seeking votes via it's hold over the banks. A financial future fraught with danger.







WILL NOBODY RID US OF THESE TWO DEMENTED MANIPULATORS, BROWN AND MANDELSON. NEITHER ELECTED TO THE POSITIONS THEY HOLD.

NEW BODYGUARD FOR JACQUI 'I'M A HAPPY HIPPIE' SMITH.

It is now very much apparent that our Home Secretary has Jack 'the last' Straw riding shotgun to field any questions beyond "Please Miss; may I leave the room?" It baffles the writer's comprehension that, what should be an advanced western nation with a second to none history of democracy, we have fallen so far behind in law and order and basic decency. We cannot, of course, see any improvement in this area, this having been outlined by the 'Homsec' in one of the embarrassing facts revealed within some of her correspondence. She thinks that our knowledge of the latter violates the war against terrorism, when of course the very opposite is the case.











ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON IS AWARE THAT THE RECESSION WILL INCREASE LAWLESSNESS. PARTICULARLY WHEN THE POLICE ARE PREOCCUPIED WITH DETAINING SOMEONE DOING THEIR DEMOCRATIC JOB.

FROM PRESIDENT ELECT TO CLINTON PUPPET.

Christopher Hitchens, who writes articles for the New York Times, subsequently syndicated in the Sunday Express. His contribution for last Sunday's edition gave an explicit insight into the history of the Clintons, in which he explained, that to hold the position to which she has now aspired would require considerable vetting. We can now assume, as with all left wing regimes, that this is no longer the case. It would, of course, get in the way of the forthcoming deception. We have mentioned previously the backward step of appointing this sapphist. Hitchens' detail reveals in depth the history of the Clinton ethos, 'what's in it for us'. We are familiar with this in Britain, as both Blair and Brown learned their conniving at the feet of the Clintons.





Should the average American wonder what is in it for them, the answer is below.











NOTHING, AND A DISASTER FOR WESTERN MORALITY.