GORDON ON THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS.

As our politically diverse PM is confronted by his supreme adviser 'St. Peter' Meddlesome, who is all things to all men, which accounts for the swings and roundabouts in Brown's approach to the forthcoming election. We hope that you won't all be nodding off during the next few months. The Health and Safety Executive have been alerted to assist in areas where such boredom could lead to people falling asleep while walking along. We are about to hear so many untruths, they will beggar belief. First out of the blocks being the promise to Middle England to return to New Labour's core values. Aspiring to better opportunities, along with other empty promises. All of which will fly in the face of his preferred Marxist attitude.

What we need to understand is that whoever wins the General Election will be instructed by the IMF to address our parlous economic plight, which can only be resolved by the section of the public who have been prudent with their own cash. It would be smart, therefore, to ignore Incapability Brown.



IT'S TIME TO START FACING REALITY.