COPENHAGEN AND THE SEASON'S FIRST PANTO'.

As the thousands gather to jaw about the environment, all productions of 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and 'Babes in the Wood', are on hold, doubtful whether or not there will be sufficient CO2 required for the beanstalk's growth and the necessary trees; this will also be a problem for plant life generally, as they need as much CO2 as they can get.

It is estimated that around 140 aircraft will be used to transport the 15,000 delegates to the Danish capital. The whole 'knees up' will cost around £130 million. The participants alone will create volumes of greenhouse gases, at the end of which we will be informed what a great success it has been, having guaranteed our oxygen supply until their next gathering.


We wonder if the subject of over-population will be discussed? Such a notion would be a little advanced perhaps.








See blog: SIXTY ONE MILLION + AND COUNTING (30/8/09)