THE BOB QUICK, SLOW, SLOW, QUICK.

As the former head of our Anti -Terror Police disappears into the sunset, weighed down by his mammoth pension, courtesy of taxpayer GB, we can look back on the career of one backward police chief.



Let's take a brief look at his case file. Obviously keen to please the Home Secretary, he thought his duty was to Jacqui 'I'm a happy hippy' Smith. I wonder at what stage the police realise that they operate for the public, not the Government. Arresting an MP for doing his democratic duty, 'big downer'. Then acting rather like an undercover 'stoolie' by disclosing sensitive information en route to 'brown nose' government officials regarding his department's plans.



As our title suggests, he can probably look forward to entering Strictly Come Dancing, with his very own dance step.









PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.