THE NIGHTMARE TICKET

So 'Thoroughly Modern' has broken cover in the Guardian or was it the Beano? 'T.M', as we already know, is one of the 'Marxist Brothers', he is Dummo and the younger one Loco. We are led to believe that the move is to put 'Sitting Bull' back onto the correct socialist course, which should get us into greater debt. I wonder what the little simpleton has in mind? His political career so far hasn't benefited the electorate at all. In '97 he was a sidekick to the new incumbent in No.10, the name slips my memory temporarily. He was, naturally, one of the gang who set us on the downward slope to obscurity and virtual bankruptcy. Eventually, aspiring to follow Margaret Beckett around from one department to another, initially at Defra where he compounded her inability to manage the allocation of farming subsidies, which culminated in heavy fines by the EU. This is our money to which we refer. A political lightweight with no experience of the business world and who sports a degree in Politics and Philosophy, this man is not fit for high office. A true playgroup politician.





The other half of the duff duo is 'Postman Pat', who is currently curing the nation, keeping MRSA and C dif. at bay. A natural progression from a post round and union duties. How can this be any better than the clowns that we have been obliged to endure for the last eleven years?





YOU'VE NOT GOT TO BE ON ELM STREET