JACQUI "I'M A HAPPY HIPPIE" SMITH cv: Hauled from school playground to oversee Law and Order. Remarks: KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED.



"ALL ED." and MINNIE COOPER" cv's: He, PM's mash lad/currently has responsibilty for all the children in the land. Aiming to foster the lot which he can well afford when we add both his and his wife's expenses together. She, inventor of the latest westminster pastime, "Musical Ministries" having wreaked havoc wherever she has set foot (Home improvement packs should ring a bell)/Since the last pause in the music she is now a "stoolie" in the Treasury. Remarks: The far from Dynamic Duo. Deep Brown Hue.



HARRIETT HARPERSON cv: We could just leave a blank here. She is however extremely dangerous as she could favour the worst person for any post. Remarks: Position due to husband's association with unions. (BEWARE).