GOVERNMENT FINDS ADDITIONAL £500,000 FOR HEALTHCARE.

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced extra funding for some NHS Accident and Emergency units. The author suspects that this largess of more borrowed money will go where the Government anticipates the massive influx of immigrants from Bulgaria and Roumania will concentrate, with effect from next January. Naturally, much of this will be soaked up by those suffering from serious ailments; after all, this really is free to these freeloaders.

We are informed that this money is coming from savings being made elsewhere; 'pull the other one'. The contortions that politicians go through to excuse their farcical approach to good housekeeping is truly risible.

It is also advantageous to make such promises during the summer recess, when the news is generally pretty slow.

JUST PUT IT ON THE TAB DAVE (NATIONAL DEBT).