YOGI BLAIR ATTEMPS COMEBACK.

This is the story of the smarmiest, con-artist politician Britain ever produced. He succeeded on the back of an under-educated nation, who would listen to any lying drivel spouted by someone promising the world. Tony Blair, the former Labour Prime Minister, is hoping that he could claw his way back into, not only national politics, but possibly run for the Presidency of the European Union, if the EU is still there. This disgraceful former leader makes the real Yogi Bear positively puritanical.

Blair has been spending recent years as a special envoy, on behalf of the West, to the Middle East; we don't have to spend too long considering his success rate in this area. One would suspect that he has been putting most of his energy into a lecture tour; heaven only knows what idiots would listen to his drivel. However, it appears to have seen him £20 million better off in the last year alone.

For a further insight into this unprincipled being, he mislead Parliament on numerous occasions, not least the Iraq war. The author, in actual fact, was not against the intervention to oust Saddam Hussein; it should, nevertheless, have been executed at the conclusion of the Gulf War in 1991.

Blair is what we in Britain call a 'Tart'. We have so-called footballers who are in the same mould, who will do or say anything to remain in the thoughts of the 'dim' masses.

WE RECOMMEND: GOODBYE BLAIR.