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To say that we are a new sales organization would be misleading, because, to mislead is our intention. All our negotiations take place behind closed doors, based on ideas from a bygone age. The aim is to return Britain to that sense of irresponsibility so prevalent during the mid 1970s. Our models are based on ideas from Marx and Trotsky; we only offer red, which saves on unnecessary literature. The model we are recommending at the moment is called the 'Scargill'. Since tyre deflation, we have had it standing on blocks for over a quarter of a century; but with backing from you all, we can get into reverse indefinitely.

Just think of the advantages: no car tax, as all the tax personnel are on perpetual strike; we immediately have savings by not having to purchase petrol/diesel; with the vehicle remaining on blocks, it's SORN all the way.

It is obviously important that we encourage those who are retarded, with urgency, as our online service will disappear as soon as we can influence power workers to join in this retrograde step.


21st. CENTURY BRITAIN.