CLEGG DANCING: MIND THE SOAP!

As the final episode of this partially political mini-series draws closer, have we time to introduce a diverse sexuality, green laden, single parent, transgender, cross dressing climax? The story so far has avoided issues such as the EU, otherwise Nick (not the Greek), wouldn't come out to play; somehow he might as well be Greek, since he seems to be on the same plane as their dickie economy when it comes to finance.

Gordon Brown, it is being reported, has broken away from the smarmy Lord Meddlesome to pursue a leftist last fortnight in the campaign; if so, it should manifest itself on Thursday night.

Cameron, having painted himself into the same territory i.e the centre, as the other two, leaves UKIP with an open field on which to play with proper conservative policies. This may not appear significant now, but after the forthcoming vote, in the event of a Lib/Lab pact, we could well get a second election in fairly short order. We would recommend here a closing of ranks, sooner rather than later.


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